LET'S DO THIS

I can write anything. Most things I can write better than anyone else in the world. I just can't come up with ideas for what to write. Give me them. I will do them. I will do them better than anyone else in the world.

Had a close call a second ago. Eating soup after TCBing it. Didn't know what was on my finger. Almost just licked it. Instead, I wiped it off with a tissue. Better safe than sorry.

And yet...I wish I'd found out what it was.


I think if I were a domestic abuser I would like listening to The Band while I got drunk before throwing a few backhands. It's not angry music. It's just down-home, backwoods, get excited music. Pound a few Bud+Jack boilermakers to "Up On Cripple Creek," get pissed off at Levon Helm for winning a bet at the race tracks, and take it out on my own lil' Bessie.

I swear I would never do this.